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Female Movers
Posted at: 2009-06-09 01:31:44
Obviously this bitch knew her place.
Original ad:
Hi, I'm looking for two "reliable/cool" girls to help me move some things from one storage unit to the next on Saturday 30th or Sunday 31st of May . They are directly across from each other but there are some fairly heavy things. I am low-key mid 30's female and can help with some stuff but will have stitches so am not supposed to lift a lot of heavy stuff. I can pay $15.00 per hour each for all or any part of the hour (ie: 1 hr and 20 min = $30.00). Also, can pick you up and drop off. I guess it will take us 1-2 hours start to finish.
From Timmy Tucker to ************@**********.org


I saw your ad on ********** looking for girls to help you move. I am not a girl, but I must say, who are you kidding? Girls can't move heavy objects. That is a man's job, which is perfect for me. I am 6 foot and 220 lbs. I can bench press twice my weight and I can definitely move the shit out of whatever you are carrying. Leave the women for the kitchen. I'll help you move. My rate is $40 an hour.



From Trace ***** ****** to Me

Thanks, Tim. Will keep you posted.

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MASon (2022-03-11 13:10:51)
Can i move it?
Beatrice (2016-11-06 04:24:32)
Ross is a real dude! Your argument became relevant at that moment anyways Prodigy got caught with a gun th;2a#8t17&s basically a bb gun and got double the time Tip did for ALL the weapon and silencers he got caught with and he was a convicted felon at the
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Wow... (2013-09-24 17:55:40)
@Not-a-Feminist Seriously? You are going to point out sexism AND use a slur in the same sentence? The original poster of the "troll" reply was joking, you are very seriously being a bigot. At least their post was satire, yours is just sad.
Dude in Deep (2013-05-28 00:32:50)
Hi, Everyone Lets Please get along. initials
somebpdy (2013-05-28 00:31:44)
help hello bellow nice below jello in a fellow.
Shroom207 (2013-04-30 20:58:50)
*Redirecting Troll Energy*
to many faggots (2013-02-10 12:53:41)
to many faggots in here
JixChan (2012-11-17 20:17:29)
...And she never replied back....
Woosh! (2012-10-14 03:11:50)
Did nobody get that he used the Timmy Tucker name from the email with the Moving guy who called him: Timmy Tucker Mother Fucker"
anonymous (2012-08-26 23:27:36)
leave the women for the kitchen fuckin hilarious !
unsuccessful troll (2012-05-16 20:28:01)
...and Mike gets pwned by the woman with stitches! I guess you can't win every troll.
Hitler 4chan (2012-05-13 03:52:17)
You are my new god
@~-tHe CaLLoUt-~ (2012-04-06 20:31:39)
I lol'd.
to Not-a-Feminist (2011-12-09 15:01:28)
Way to encourage equal rights, idiot. Because homosexual men can't be real men? They can take a dick, but you can't take a joke. Hmmm. I bet your armpits are hairy.
anonymous (2011-12-05 23:23:35)
If only the comments weren't such a cesspool
Johnny Eyeball (2011-10-19 13:05:47)
@Not-a-Feminist. I'm heterosexual, yet the cracked jaw I gave my slut of a girlfriend last night for burning my toast was poetry in fucking motion & makes your little statement somewhat inaccurate.
bob (2011-10-16 01:07:00)
il move the shit out of your things
~-tHe CaLLoUt-~ (2011-09-28 12:43:29)
@Not-a-Feminist: So what you are saying is that homosexual men routinely abuse women.
To Sara Elizabeth (2011-09-17 06:04:03)
You sound like a whore. Come sit on me.
abasslinelow (2011-07-29 21:01:09)
I don't understand what is wrong with all of you humorless bastards. Do you honestly think that people have to believe the things they make jokes about? It's not sexism - it's shock value, plain and simple.
Sara Elizabeth (2011-07-29 11:53:17)
Lmfao. I love it when my guy friends tell me to make them a sandwich! I just sit on them and say " I need another person for this!"
@actually (2011-07-17 15:44:16)
Shut the hell up!
I Love Char (2011-06-26 18:40:52)
...plan on having a relationship, go shave your legs.

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